In Defense of Cougar Town

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Hello. My name is Elliott Morgan, and I love Community Cougar Town. I’ve blogged repeatedly about Community, a show that is known as much for its quality as its unpopularity. Actually, no, scratch that. It’s known primarily for its unpopularity, with legions of bandwagon fans that have no idea why they love the show so much. [...]

Hey, it’s me again.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Hey durr! I’m Elliott. I’m the guy this site runs, or I’m the guy who runs this site, or maybe I just add posts and I get other people to do the “running” or maybe I haven’t ran anywhere or anything in the past six months and I’m getting a little tubby now that my [...]

Hot-Button Holidays: How to Survive Awkward Talks

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The holidays are here! Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and then, before we know it, it’ll be the mother of all holidays, the hit-maker that spawned such calendar-friendly hits as Easter and, to a lesser extent, Halloween! Of course, I’m talking about Christmas. So as you prepare to spend more than you know you should for a [...]

The Host with the Most!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Finally, after months of tediously stockpiling footage of celebrity gossip and painstakingly compiling bits of witty commentary, I’m finally able to do what I’ve been wanting to do for so long: Say the phrase, “The host with the most!” Seriously, though, I hope you enjoy my hosting reel as much as I enjoyed making it.

The Empty Theology of Dexter

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dear “Dexter” writers, thou hast failed. I’m a huge fan of Showtime’s “Dexter,” about a forensic blood spatter expert who secretly murders evil people. I’ve been a pretty avid fan of the show since about three quarters of the way through the first season. From that point on, I was hooked. The character of Dexter [...]

Show Business: The Inexplicable Love

Sunday, October 23, 2011

I think a lot of people worry about me. Moreso, maybe, than is necessary. It’s natural, I guess, for people to worry about those they love, and I’m blessed enough to have many, many people who love me. Family and friends worry about my wife and me, that maybe moving to Los Angeles has been [...]

Friendship Compatibility Test

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

There are some things you should know about me if we’re going to be friends:   I will drop you if you wrong me. Stab me in the back, and I’ll stab back. That’s not true. Honestly, I don’t even know what that means. If you wrong me, that’s okay. One of my favorite philosophers, [...]

The Click Clique!

Sunday, October 2, 2011